141 points
Become the damsel in distress naturally (I’m a 6’2 bearded man)
20 points
67 points
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27 points
10 points
I thought that was only when they fart… Or is that just another thing I shouldn’t have said out loud
4 points
6 points
9 points
Badass.
24 points
Get either a piercing weapon to exploit weak points or a bludgeoning weapon to transmit force through the plate, because she’s clearly here to do battle. Dinner can come AFTER I’ve defended my honor.
8 points
She can slay my dragon any time.
218 points
As a gentleman, I’d offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.
27 points
She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive
10 points
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