19 points
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“The demon made me suck those men off too— and now my wife is pissed”
12 points
Now this I believe
33 points
Ate the onion again!
23 points
You must have missed what he actually did say recently, which this article is mocking.
12 points
Last I heard from him it was the “spanking”. You’ll excuse me if I don’t want to seek out more.
30 points
Said that a demon scratched him in his sleep, and in the same breath says there were four dogs in his bed at the time.
3 points
56 points
I type lol a lot, but I need you all to know that I fucking HOWLED laughing at this. God damn is the new onion on point.
28 points
I laughed so hard at this that a demon pissed on my pants too.
27 points
