56 points
I type lol a lot, but I need you all to know that I fucking HOWLED laughing at this. God damn is the new onion on point.
33 points
Ate the onion again!
23 points
You must have missed what he actually did say recently, which this article is mocking.
12 points
Last I heard from him it was the “spanking”. You’ll excuse me if I don’t want to seek out more.
30 points
Said that a demon scratched him in his sleep, and in the same breath says there were four dogs in his bed at the time.
3 points
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I laughed so hard at this that a demon pissed on my pants too.
27 points
18 points
Hot damn the onions still got it.