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I type lol a lot, but I need you all to know that I fucking HOWLED laughing at this. God damn is the new onion on point.

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Ate the onion again!

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You must have missed what he actually did say recently, which this article is mocking.

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Last I heard from him it was the “spanking”. You’ll excuse me if I don’t want to seek out more.

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Said that a demon scratched him in his sleep, and in the same breath says there were four dogs in his bed at the time.

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I laughed so hard at this that a demon pissed on my pants too.

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Hot damn the onions still got it.

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