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Piss-Soaked Tucker Carlson Claims Demon Urinated On Him While He Slept(theonion.com)

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Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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Omg, a rare onion article that sounded absurd to me and didn’t fool me. Takes me back to the before time… member?

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mako@lemmy.today
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This is commentary on Tucker saying that a demon attacked him and clawed him up while he slept.

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Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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That Demon? JD Vance.

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Lem Jukes@lemm.ee
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Hot damn the onions still got it.

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njm1314@lemmy.world
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Is that not what he actually said I thought it was?

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FuzzyRedPanda@lemm.ee
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That’s part of what makes it so great; the original story was equally insane.

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