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Lord of the Ring Orcs don’t use war elephants, they use wargs.

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Warhammer 40k Orks also possess psychic abilities in large numbers. This is why they’re so awesome to me, if enough 40k Orks believe something, they will it into being. Yellow rockets make bigger explosions simply because they think it should.

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11 points

Red means fast

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Warhammer 40k, and especially the orcs, always seem awesome whenever someone talks about it. But it’s way too expensive of a hobby for me, and I’m someone who used to have a rather substantial pull list at the local comics shop. Also I’ve definitely heard of a few people who are a bit too unironically into the Imperium politically.

But red make thing go faster!

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Some people look at the imperium as the good guys because they’re human. The truth is, there are no good guys in 40k. Especially not humans.

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…well, depending upon how you take retcons, there’s the t’au: i think they work best as a force for good doomed to fail in an uncaring universe, personifying tragic loss of innocence…

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a force of good wouldn’t castrate you

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Yeah… Or they’re slaves to the ethereal class

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If the emperor had a text to speech device was my gateway drug, it’s such a good series on YouTube. Shame it got ended by lawyers.

If you want a much more affordable approach to the tabletop game, try battlesector 40k, it’s pretty good and accessible

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I love the lore of it, but I have the same problem with the hobby. I ain’t spending 30$ on little guys I gotta paint myself, and then make a whole army of the expensive little bastards!

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$30 per squad was 2019 prices, but that’s the mindset difference right there, the difference between having to paint them and getting to paint them.

There are armies that focus on bigger single units like Imperial/Chaos Knights but you’re still spending like $20 per 100 points in an army that should be aiming for 1000-2000 points so…

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So… The lotr orcs are only “pretty orcy”?.. What exactly is this orcyness scale based on? Lotr orcs are the definitive depiction that all modern orcs are inspired by.

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The wording is important here. It says “pretty orky” not “pretty orcy” as in 40k Orks, not Orcs.

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LOTR orcs are like wine. They are the original. Elegant, refined, complex.

40k orks are like hard liquor. They are distilled down to their essence.

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This also applies to Warhammer dwarfs. Truly the dwarfiest of dwarfs.

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I did not expect such a poetic response to something I wrote while drunk at 3 am

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This is peak content.

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