107 points

No idea who convinced Trump this was a good idea - but THANK YOU!

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I’m guessing it was his idea, and they couldn’t convince him not to do it.

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I wonder if this will go on his resumé?

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8 points

He’s so sick of it all now, didn’t even get a hamburner…

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4 points

To do actual work? I doubt it.

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There was no actual work done, the place wasn’t open to the public so there was no pressure. I highly doubt he did more than look at the actual workers show how stuff is done and then pose for photos that make it look like he’s doing anything.

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The only thing missing was JD Vance going into a tailspin while trying to order as the most awkward human being alive.

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27 points

“yeah, burgers, fries, whatever seems appropriate. might want a drink but, yeah, whatever”

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30 points

"and what would you like to drink’

“Ok, good”

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3 points

“How long have you worked here?”

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2 points

Honestly though, that part of him is probably a he most relatable. Everything else is weird.

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29 points

Now JD Vance should cosplay a Wal-Mart greeter: “Salutations, fellow human”

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15 points

“Have you met your breeding quota to preserve the white race?”

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1 point

I feel like the only proper response to that involves hot tar and a sack of feathers.

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Trump loves McDonalds and fast food in general. I have no doubt this was his idea.

Incidentally my favorite John Stewart segment is one where he tears into Trump for taking Sarah Palin to Sabarros for New York Pizza back in 2011.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/MjzJtJSbDDXnYtK5/?mibextid=UalRPS

https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/1/15/18183617/trump-clemson-mcdonalds-burger-king-wendys-dominos

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4 points

Half off a value meal after 6 hrs. Lol

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7 points

If he loses the election that’s the picture everyone will go with. Although he’s still dangerously close to winning.

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70 points

Don’t you think he looks tired.

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I think it looks like he took a swim in the fry vat.

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10 points

He looks like the “ding fries are done” guy

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6 points

Dawn of a new era of “Ding fries are done” powered by AI

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2 points

Oh my God someone PLEEAASE. We need to get that made and going around.

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1 point

I had no idea this wasn’t originally a family guy skit. TIL.

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9 points

He looks like a 4 year old that is forced to stand still for a Christmas photo.

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4 points

Doctor Who rules don’t apply to trumples. They break any that inconvenience them.

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53 points

Vote anyway, so we can be sure to catch this type of expression after Election Day.

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52 points

The Hamberdler

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24 points

How do you like your covfefe?

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yuge

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9 points

I have concepts of a plan to order Covfefe

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4 points

So hot that I can sue about it

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I was really hoping his parasympathetic nervous system would have been willing to take one for the team and plunged him into the fryer head first, but no such luck.

For a fat, lazy fuck, his body really needs to let him down more often.

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Holy shit man, I’m laughing my ass off! This was a solid burn!

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I thought maybe ‘parasympathetic nervous system’ was too obscure. I didn’t even know what it was until I went to the Mayo clinic.

But also, I decided fuck it.

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It can’t be too obscure if we all have one ;)

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The parasympathetic system is responsible for stimulation of “rest-and-digest” or “feed-and-breed”[4] activities that occur when the body is at rest, especially after eating, including sexual arousal, salivation, lacrimation (tears), urination, digestion, and defecation

I had earlier suggested he stick his dick in the fryolater…that sounds more likely to be something triggered by the parasympathetic nervous system than his head.

Although I’ve never heard “rest and digest” or “feed and breed” as comparable to “fight or flight”. I suppose this is the mechanism of action for finding your way to a mans heart via his stomach.

“Feed and breed” will be definitely oing on the invitations for my next potluck-slash-orgy.

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I was thinking he’d eat a hamberder than then *dunk.*

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