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Tankie Posting

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That’s actually funny, people just missed the joke.

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I was really hoping his parasympathetic nervous system would have been willing to take one for the team and plunged him into the fryer head first, but no such luck.

For a fat, lazy fuck, his body really needs to let him down more often.

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Holy shit man, I’m laughing my ass off! This was a solid burn!

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I thought maybe ‘parasympathetic nervous system’ was too obscure. I didn’t even know what it was until I went to the Mayo clinic.

But also, I decided fuck it.

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It can’t be too obscure if we all have one ;)

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The parasympathetic system is responsible for stimulation of “rest-and-digest” or “feed-and-breed”[4] activities that occur when the body is at rest, especially after eating, including sexual arousal, salivation, lacrimation (tears), urination, digestion, and defecation

I had earlier suggested he stick his dick in the fryolater…that sounds more likely to be something triggered by the parasympathetic nervous system than his head.

Although I’ve never heard “rest and digest” or “feed and breed” as comparable to “fight or flight”. I suppose this is the mechanism of action for finding your way to a mans heart via his stomach.

“Feed and breed” will be definitely oing on the invitations for my next potluck-slash-orgy.

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I was thinking he’d eat a hamberder than then *dunk.*

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Coping mechanism

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Yeah, it’s sad and hilarious that he thinks this will help him look relatable instead of like an out-of-touch dipshit who has never worked an honest day’s labor in his life.

He’d be the funniest pathetic clown in America if he weren’t a fascist reactionary who morons hail as their savior.

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Mmmommy wow!!! I’m a big kid naa-[pants shitting noises] now!

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It’s good to know McDonald’s will higher people as down on his luck as this guy, felon in debt millions, can’t even do business in the state of NewYork anymore. Gives hope for the under dog.

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