C’mon! That should be an Orange Julius!
Ahh, the ol’ reverse Thermae Romae Novae.
Me with a time machine:
Imagine the Europeans met a significantly further developed native civilisation … Like steam engine level. That would have been interesting.
The Europeans didn’t have the man power to defeat the Aztec Empire that fast but as an empire, the Aztecs made enemies and all these enemies united with the Europeans to defeat their common enemy, not knowing what would come next. Similar stories in north America with some first nations allying with the Europeans against their old enemies.
“Hey Jules, you should get an MRI. Those seizures might be a tumor. It could kill you.”
Render unto Caesar the Fanta that is Caesar’s.