“Front? To! Ward, enemy!”

LOL at the most interesting cat portrait on the wall too. This gato is living the life I wish I had

LMAO that’s good stuff. Now mash that Turbo Button on the case so we can hear what blipping the throttle sounds like

Gosh the Nutty Putty Caves thing is awful and breaks my heart every time seeing the diagram of how the kid was trapped and couldn’t be rescued.

Good reminder to always prep your children for safety in all their endeavors.

When you’re in the on-ramp and they’re not letting you merge on the highway.

“They will answer to the King of Gondor.”

Downshifts valiantly, brap brap brap, merges.

“You will suffer me.”

Yep, that’s the face the old man makes when he poops in his diaper. I think he got too excited to see his owners and couldn’t control himself.

It was also well rehearsed and specific persons installed to be customers. They didn’t want another repeat of JD Vance ordering donuts while trying to pretend he was a regular guy who could relate to people instead of couches.

That’s a shame for the sexual predator. Hopefully the sexual predator can recover over time with some rest. Pretty sure he will continue to prey on women and get away with it while he recovers.

Imagine pulling up to McDonald’s after a shitty day at work and this asshole is working the window?

If you hand him cash or card, he’ll steal it and say the immigrants took your money and to ask Kamala why they keep letting this happen. By the time you get your meal, Trump would’ve taken a bite out of your burger and left poop smears inside the bag.

I’m not smart in the morning sometimes. OP can’t comment on my post if I locked it! LOL

@Road_Warrior_10@lemmy.world - I sent you a Private Message for the same. Please get back to me when you get a chance, thanks!

I’ll take the actions I specified in the next 8 hours if I don’t get a response back from you.