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Because I’d look like this:

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Is that Lukashenko?

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The real Phil Collins. RIP.

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2 points

BAAAAAAAAAAM!

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Green eggs and HAAAAAMMMM!

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2 points

Randy bobandy’s dad?

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73 points

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So true 🤣

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Me too, thanks.

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117 points

Because I’m fat and ugly. I don’t want to see it and trust me you don’t want to see it either.

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62 points

You might be surprised.

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40 points

Trojan soldiers said the same thing about a big wooden horse outside their walls.

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5 points

Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.

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29 points

It’s all about attitude.

I got a belly and I get a lot of positive attention when I rock a crop top.

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18 points

It’s it from other men applauding you?

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13 points

Men, women and everyone in between.

Also, crop tops kick ass in the summer. Breezy…

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i used to feel like that until i discovered the chub and bear crowds.

now i show off my hairy moobs; my low hanging belly; and my back boobs every chance i get when the sun is out.

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3 points

stop describing yourself, I’m at WORK! eggplant

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24 points

Fat

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98 points

I remember something about them being hunted to extinction

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