117 points

Because I’m fat and ugly. I don’t want to see it and trust me you don’t want to see it either.

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62 points

You might be surprised.

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40 points

Trojan soldiers said the same thing about a big wooden horse outside their walls.

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5 points

Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.

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29 points

It’s all about attitude.

I got a belly and I get a lot of positive attention when I rock a crop top.

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18 points

It’s it from other men applauding you?

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13 points

Men, women and everyone in between.

Also, crop tops kick ass in the summer. Breezy…

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9 points

i used to feel like that until i discovered the chub and bear crowds.

now i show off my hairy moobs; my low hanging belly; and my back boobs every chance i get when the sun is out.

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3 points

stop describing yourself, I’m at WORK! eggplant

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98 points

I remember something about them being hunted to extinction

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10 points

I’m from the 80’s and nobody wants to see someone my age dressed like that.

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5 points

Ugh true :(

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12 points

I have also traveled here from the 80’s and I’m here to tell you one thing:

That sounds like their fucking problem. If that’s all that is stopping you then you get your tiny gym shorts and crop top, friend.

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24 points

I work IT in a construction yard and dont like the oil and slurry shit getting on my thighs when I have to fix the internet in the wash bay. Weekends are fair game but I’m a twink not a hunk so the pull off is different.

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What exactly do you do on the job? I’m more curious than anything. Doing fiber/Ethernet runs?

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This is a special case cause no one listens to me and I document that not listening. But the fuel island terminal needs a wired connection, wireless solutions do not play well. So my company ignores me and buys wireless connectors. They go down. Instead of trenching and running a cable like I tell them, they’ve bought hundreds of feet of Ethernet and every time a truck runs over the Ethernet cable to the fuel island I run out there and make a new one to run. It happens once a week.

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4 points

Sounds like you got some job security, lol

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