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Genuinely though, it would not surprise anymore. We have subscription based cars selling your info to insurance companies, retroactively ammended purchase experiences everywhere, and every dang app and website harvesting as much info on you as physically possible no matter how mundane.

Dick info reporting toilets would not at all catch me by surprise at this point.

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Dick info reporting seems pointless but they can add an advert screen above the urinal (which is sadly becoming common) and track your eye movement to record engagement rates.

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It’s just an auto flusher…

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Yes I’m aware. I’m saying that IF it were an actual thing, it would not be surprising at all considering the extent of invasive, non-consentual data collection and selling that happens all over the place these days.

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You’re right, yes, in many ways, but yet also very, very wrong.

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this is why I exclusively pee in the dumpster being dairy queen

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A real man would do it in the trash can inside the dairy queen

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good thing I’m not a man

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Sorry, I shouldn’t have assumed

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It was full

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The dairy queen or the trash can

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I pee on the dairy queen (with consent of course)

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Why is the dumpster being dairy queen?

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Dumpster is obviously a dairy king.

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I find the Whataburger dumpsters are more roomy

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Don’t fast food restaurants usually have a camera pointed at their dumpster? XD

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That’s why I invest in wireless, RFID resistant, anti-flash dick screening devices. Wake up sheeple!

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But does it need to be tamper proof as well?

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Its not just tamper proof, it’s future proof!

One day they’ll want to manually inspect your cock before getting on a plane.

Well I’m sorry Mr. TSA, my WMD is none of your business.

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WMD

wonton micro dick?

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Damn. They are automating penis inspection day? What are creeps to do now?

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We’re suffering… How do you expect me to feed my family when I have to compete with HAL here?

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Automation stealing our jobs again. My grandpa was a penis inspector. He worked long, hard hours to put three kids through school and food on the table.

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Good luck, I encrypted my dick data.

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