263 points

Maybe anon has more luck flirting outside of his household?

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That, or try breaking his arms.

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I don’t think anon’s mom loves him that much. Anon is anon, after all.

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Yup, more than one way to skin a cat. (BTW, I heard this term as a construction term, as in operating a Caterpillar machine).

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10 points

Furiously peels the vinyl off the tractor seat.

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115 points

This could also be a great textbook example of social conditioning. Women and men self-perpetuating gender stereotypes and acting weirded out when they’re being violated.

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$100 bucks says Anon is ugly and/or overweight.

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Only if the person that made up the fictional character writes it that way.

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Or just gives off massive fake and gay energy

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22 points

$100 says the green text is an artistic work of falsehood

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4 points

tf? green text is always true, anon never makes shit up.

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4 points

100¢ says anon is a bad flirt.

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6 points

Naw, that still assumes anon is a real person, telling a real story.

As a rule, anything posted to /b/ is an artistic work of fiction or falshood, and only a fool would believe otherwise

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4 points

“All those women feeding him”

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42 points

Well, it’s probably because he’s the leper king of Jerusalem, judging by that mask

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If your mom is nice to you she simply protects her assets. Her behaviour towards you is in no way an indicator on how attractive you are for potential partners from outside your family.

Her behaviour towards you however may be an indicator on how attractive you are for potential partners inside your family.

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ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

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