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Maybe anon has more luck flirting outside of his household?

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That, or try breaking his arms.

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Yup, more than one way to skin a cat. (BTW, I heard this term as a construction term, as in operating a Caterpillar machine).

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Furiously peels the vinyl off the tractor seat.

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I don’t think anon’s mom loves him that much. Anon is anon, after all.

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