11 points

Time for reform

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$100 bucks says Anon is ugly and/or overweight.

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Only if the person that made up the fictional character writes it that way.

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Or just gives off massive fake and gay energy

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4 points

ā€œAll those women feeding himā€

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22 points

$100 says the green text is an artistic work of falsehood

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4 points

100Ā¢ says anon is a bad flirt.

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6 points

Naw, that still assumes anon is a real person, telling a real story.

As a rule, anything posted to /b/ is an artistic work of fiction or falshood, and only a fool would believe otherwise

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4 points

tf? green text is always true, anon never makes shit up.

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38 points

If your mom is nice to you she simply protects her assets. Her behaviour towards you is in no way an indicator on how attractive you are for potential partners from outside your family.

Her behaviour towards you however may be an indicator on how attractive you are for potential partners inside your family.

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18 points

ą² ā _ā ą² 

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115 points

This could also be a great textbook example of social conditioning. Women and men self-perpetuating gender stereotypes and acting weirded out when theyā€™re being violated.

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hereā€™s the translation for republicans:

the transgenders made anon gay!!!

edit: since the 3! didnā€™t make it clear Iā€™ll add this here:

/s

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15 points

Itā€™s not a good joke.

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that COULD THEORETICALLY be the case, however I refuse to belive that anything my mastermind shits out could even be considered unfunny

also itā€™s funny because republican == transphobic + dumb

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You just donā€™t need to try so hard. This post wasnā€™t political whatsoever.

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