11 points

Wrong gonial angle.

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22 points

Anon could be autistic

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Idk if this is solace for someone or not but as a lesbian I never had it any easier than this hypothetical chap

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I gave up and found a boyfriend. I’m not even kidding. I’m like…90% lesbian though.

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You’re bi. Just own it.

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It’s funny - the bi women I know have a much better understanding of how difficult it is to date women than the straight women do. “But why don’t you just do online dating? I had a lot of success meeting men through online dating!”

(Before anyone says anything: yeah, straight women have their own problems.)

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That’s called being bi my fellow gril

As for myself, I found a long distance lesbo partner by being an uber mega nerd about am old free visual novel

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Fair, but I really don’t consider myself bi. I like women and I like my boyfriend haha.

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Isn’t this situation how the term incel was coined? Like, it was a lesbian who could not get a girlfriend, and eventually started saying she was involuntarily celibate, which got shortened to incel?

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13 points

Problem: Anon keeps trying to date his mom

Solution: Anon needs to try using a dating service or app

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2 points

Or his sisters. Anon has options.

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Being raised by women doesn’t make you a pussy magnet anon.

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