110 points

Only two people in this demographic:

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8 points

A 71 Hemi Cuda is my dream car, but there is no way I’d have that kitchen

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3 points

You have to be plumb crazy to own a real cuda, and that kitchen is a plumb crazy qualifier. Come back when you’re ready to fully commit to the complete cuda club experience. Maybe one day…

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81 points

LOL fuck flippers. Making living expensive for everyone else.

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No one did this for a flip. This reads as someone who really likes purple. That floor and countertop cost extra and someone flipping wouldn’t have spent the money on that. A flip would be boring brown or gray with the cheapest materials and crappy workmanship.

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7 points

Yup, safe colors and cheap materials is key to flipping.

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12 points

Also their ‘renovations’ usually just need to be taken out or repaired to normal by the buyer as they rarely use proper licensed tradesmen, or check to see if what they’re doing is even sound for the building. I’ve seen a center brick fireplace, clearly holding up the roof, just ripped out and plastered over.

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2 points

This made my European building standard brain spasm… how could one… that’s outright negligence…

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1 point

No, that’s outright profit.

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1 point

They also built the existing garage into a bedroom only accessible through the back of another bedroom. I get building a hallway is more complicated, but unless you wanna feel like you’re going to Narnia every bedtime, it’s just not gonna be a sell point.

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48 points

My question isn’t their taste, but their budget. How the hell did that kitchen cost $15,000? Even if they had to replace everything I couldn’t see it being more than $5k.

Is the floor also marble?

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15k is a very normal price to flip an entire kitchen. Not even counting the appliances. Just the flooring and cabinets.

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19 points

Yeah it seems like I can’t get anything done for < 6000 anymore. I can’t imagine a whole kitchen costing only 15

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9 points

If you keep all the existing appliances and build your own cabinets while already having all the requisite tools and do absolutely everything yourself, it’s doable, but tight. Shits expensive these days.

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36 points

Lol when was the last time you priced out a kitchen remodel? 5k would maybe get you the cabinets

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3 points

It was admittedly a while ago, but pre-built cabinets are like $200 a piece so there’s maybe $1500 worth of cabinets there. It’s not a huge kitchen.

Unless these idiots bought custom made cabinets, didn’t bother doing anything to the left of the stove, and then painted them a horrible color.

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7 points

Those are definitely custom to fit that space and accommodate the sink/hood. Though why there’s such a big stile against the wall left of the range is beyond me. Shit planning and taste.

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25 points

2-3k to paint existing cabinets, new hardware 4-5k epoxy floor and countertops 4-5k new appliances 3-4k left for drywall, paint, lighting, trim, framing, hvac, plumbing, electrical.

She could have gotten more for less but not by much when you are hiring it all out. Doesn’t even look like she touched the tile backsplash, which would be 1-2k more.

I remodel kitchens in the midwest, and we would charge a lot more than that for this size kitchen. She clearly didn’t spend for a designer, though.

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6 points

Damn, I should get into home improvement. I always did all that myself which is why my estimate was so low.

Plus that doesn’t look like a terribly expensive stove or sink.

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4 points

2-3K for paint?

You’re getting reamed by your painter if he’s charging you 2-3k for a small room like that.

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1 point

I think that’s an average professional price for my area, but there’s always a cheaper painter. Spraying cabinets the right way is a big nasty job. Thankfully we don’t do it much anymore.

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20 points

You are living in the past.

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No, I just do a lot of stuff myself. I could do better than that kitchen for $5,000 with some smart shopping and elbow grease. I redid the floors, bathroom, and kitchen in an 1860s cabin for that much back in 2013

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14 points

Yes, 2013 is indeed the past. Inflation, shrinkflation, and price gouging has driven prices up and quality down

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8 points

2013 was over a decade ago we’ve went through both a housing crisis and record levels of inflation since then.

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The most expensive part here is the countertops, which is pretty hard to do on your own, especially if you’re doing stone (super heavy, special tools to cut to size, etc). That alone is probably $3-5k.

The rest is pretty easy to DIY:

  • decent laminate flooring that looks like wood - <$1/sq ft; hard wood is $2-4/sq ft - <$500 including any tools, fixes to subfloor, etc
  • cabinet doors (assuming you don’t need to replace the whole thing) - $25/door, plus cost of paint/stain (idk, $50? $100 max?); looks like ~$500 for the above kitchen?
  • sink, faucet, etc - quite variable, but probably <$500 even for fancier options

So you could probably do <$5k if you’re in the budget range, <$10k for something a bit nicer, assuming you DIY most of it. This doesn’t count appliances and whatnot, which IMO shouldn’t be part of a reno unless you’re specifically planning to change the size of the appliances (e.g. you want an in-set oven, larger fridge, built-in stove, etc).

If you ask a contractor, they’ll probably say $15-30k, and it could go up from there.

This is just some back-of-the-napkin math after some light browsing on Home Depot.

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If you don’t pay for the labor and have the time.

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19 points

How the hell did that kitchen cost $15,000?

The floor is also marble. And purple marble.

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7 points

To be fair it also looks like a photoshop job.

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Lol an IKEA kitchen now a bit bigger than that is 10k€ without placement and composite counters and no floor. Prices have over doubled in the past 5 years. + floor and actual stone countertop is easily 15k

We are renovating our entire house and doing everything except pouring concrete slabs and our tile roof ourselves and the kitchen this big + and island is 15k€ at good value places, slightly better places are 25k+ with placement.

5k is an absolute pipe dream. Wholesale materials alone without appliances would be around 9k (assuming decent quality cupboards and real stone)

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1 point

That assumes you’re starting with new as opposed to reclaimed materials. I saved a bundle by taking someone else’s old kitchen cabinets and reusing them.

But, as I said in another comment, I am an old person who used to buy gas for less than 25¢ per liter and do everything myself so my prices are skewed.

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Man, I love me some purple/violet, but this just ain’t it

Although I don’t hate the floor. With something complimentary going on it would actually look good imo

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30 points

That floor would pair well with an uncontrolled structure fire.

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1 point

That’s probably fair. I’m not an interior designer.

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4 points

I LOVE the floor tbh but yeah maybe just like purple highlights on the cabinets instead of the entire thing. It’s giving me circa 2005 decorating my sims 2 home.

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38 points

15k on what exactly? They just painted the wooden doors of the old units purple.

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14 points

On the drugs that convinced them to do this.

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13 points

Seems legit to me. Pretty much any kitchen reno is hard to keep under $10k. It adds up soo fast

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3 points

I’m in the middle of building new cabinets for my kitchen and I was freaking out over what the wood I’m using costs (about $25 for each 8’x1’ plank) until I priced even the shittiest prebuilt cabinets at Lowe’s. Holy fuck those things are expensive, and they’re just shitty pressboard.

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1 point

What kind of wood are you buying that’s $25 for 8’x1’? There are hardwood options in the $1.5/foot range, so you must be getting something kind of fancy.

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0 points

Assuming you get a contractor to do it for you, and most self-respecting contractors should refuse to do this job.

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8 points

I see no before picture so I assume the marble flooring and countertops. Plus the mosaic backsplash tiling maybe? And it’s entirely possible those are brand new cupboards.

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10 points

Not sure of that is real marble, but here’s a random PSA anyway:

Don’t put marble anywhere close to anywhere you might spill anything remotely resembling acid. You can literally etch that stuff with OJ.

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2 points

Oh my god I looked more closely. I think that’s acrylic resin. Ew.

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