Only the preferred word has changed

Mom, can we get starlink?

“It invited my CEO to discuss my ‘concerning pattern of 3 AM TikTok sessions,’” reported marketing manager Jessica Wu. “Then it started sending my screen time reports to my mother with the subject line ‘Wellness Accountability Partnership Update.’”

Lulz

The unbelievable part is that THEY would bother using actual flying drones to manufacture an emergency. Deepfake videos and bot armies to spread them are too easy.

For Passover

You are lucky if they can provide a PD who reads at a 6th grade level

I dont think this is true.

Shocking

Buffalo.

I dont want a Large Farva