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How do you people have that much energy when you’re sick

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My horny is WAY more powerful than any measly virus

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Does snorting cum clear up your nose somehow or something?

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It doesn’t for you?

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Tbh it’s not something I’ve tried but I want to

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Let me rack you up a line

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It’s about blood flow. Your nose is not only filled with mucus, it’s also inflamed. Prioritizing blood flow to other parts of your body will temporarily alleviate that swelling, allowing you to breath again. Light exercise works just as well.

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Why not both

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If you do it right, masturbating is light exercise.

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Masturbate while doing weighted squats

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Not the way I do it!

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Tbh, If I’m feeling sick especially if it involves sinus congestion, I’m generally feeling far too icky to want to do that

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You have to be strong. Do it for the nose.

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For post-nut clarity. A genuine reason why my problem solving skills improve when I work from home.

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