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It’s about blood flow. Your nose is not only filled with mucus, it’s also inflamed. Prioritizing blood flow to other parts of your body will temporarily alleviate that swelling, allowing you to breath again. Light exercise works just as well.

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60 points

Why not both

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If you do it right, masturbating is light exercise.

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18 points

Masturbate while doing weighted squats

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3 points

Not the way I do it!

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52 points

What about masturbate for sleepy?

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10/10 will wank for hours until I pass out from boredom.

Or

1/10 found horrible debased thing. Cum fast. Feel ashamed of self. Piss to prevent urinary tract infection. Sleep like a baby.

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What about sleepy for masturb… …

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“Too tired to jerk off” sounds like an album name for a dad-punk band.

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Not too drunk to fuck. But rather too sober and sleepy.

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Masturbation for melatonin. It’s got a certain ring to it.

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36 points

Masturbating to get rid of my morning wood so I can take a piss

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Morning wood is a waste of an erection.

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I just woke up. I want to be grouchy, not horny.

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Tbh, If I’m feeling sick especially if it involves sinus congestion, I’m generally feeling far too icky to want to do that

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You have to be strong. Do it for the nose.

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Does snorting cum clear up your nose somehow or something?

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It doesn’t for you?

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Tbh it’s not something I’ve tried but I want to

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Let me rack you up a line

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