I canโ€™t be the only one who saw that coming the moment they read the line โ€œfound a sugar daddy,โ€ right?

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I canโ€™t be the only one who saw that coming

Iโ€™m surprised you can visualize it so well. I didnโ€™t see them coming, though the title did give insight into the plot twist.

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๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹ ๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹N ๐Ÿ‡พโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ดโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡บโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹ ๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ดโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฌโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹ ๐Ÿ‡ซโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ทโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ดโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹ ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹ ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹ ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ผโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡พโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹, ๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹

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probably: fake
definitely: gay

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Very: kinky

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Hotel: Trivago

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Coincidence: I think not!

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On the plus side, thereโ€™s very little chance of birth defects!

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but a little chance of butt defects

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What do you think OP is?

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mom kicks me out for being gay

find a sugar daddy

My reading tells me OP is a dude.

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Ah but thatโ€™s where all this gender fluidity/ambiguity gets interesting. OP might be a trans-dude, so โ€œsheโ€ (apologies for the hypothetical deadgendering but itโ€™s illustrative) would technically then be straight with no risk of butt defects (unless they did that of course) but with some risk of birth defects as he could then have been impregnated by his dad.

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Who posts greentexts on 4chan.

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Itโ€™s like that movie Oldboy, but gay and less violent. Gayboy.

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And the hammering is in the bed.

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With more tongue.

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And more fake.

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Iโ€™m at a fucking :.|:; for words

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Holy shit how

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Like this :.|:;

Edit to be more informative

Itโ€™s :.|:; with a โ€˜strikethroughโ€™ through the whole thing.

So โ€” Colon, Period, Vertical Bar, Colon, Semi-Colon and then a โ€˜strikethroughโ€™ (idk if it depends on your lemmy app, but mine uses 2 tildes (~) on each side of whatever youโ€™re striking through like so)

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~~:.|:;~~
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Words like last names?

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