66 points

Itโ€™s like that movie Oldboy, but gay and less violent. Gayboy.

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24 points

And the hammering is in the bed.

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3 points

With more tongue.

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3 points

And more fake.

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I canโ€™t be the only one who saw that coming the moment they read the line โ€œfound a sugar daddy,โ€ right?

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21 points

I canโ€™t be the only one who saw that coming

Iโ€™m surprised you can visualize it so well. I didnโ€™t see them coming, though the title did give insight into the plot twist.

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๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹ ๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹N ๐Ÿ‡พโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ดโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡บโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹ ๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ดโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฌโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹ ๐Ÿ‡ซโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ทโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ดโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹ ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹ ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹ ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ผโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡พโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹, ๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹

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46 points

Anon discovers Oedipus.

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40 points

No, its gay. Oedicoc

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reverse oedipus

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54 points

Could be true, it is gay

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10 points

but they spent 2 years together without knowing eachotherโ€™s names

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5 points

they probably knew each otherโ€™s fursona names

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7 points

Fake: Anon got a free house, obviously every millennials dream

Gay: Anon fucked their dad

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22 points

The secret is his mom also cheated so he wasnโ€™t really his dad. Thatโ€™s why they never recognised each other

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