I can’t be the only one who saw that coming the moment they read the line “found a sugar daddy,” right?
probably: fake
definitely: gay
On the plus side, there’s very little chance of birth defects!
mom kicks me out for being gay
find a sugar daddy
My reading tells me OP is a dude.
Ah but that’s where all this gender fluidity/ambiguity gets interesting. OP might be a trans-dude, so “she” (apologies for the hypothetical deadgendering but it’s illustrative) would technically then be straight with no risk of butt defects (unless they did that of course) but with some risk of birth defects as he could then have been impregnated by his dad.
It’s like that movie Oldboy, but gay and less violent. Gayboy.
I’m at a fucking :.|:; for words
Like this :.|:;
Edit to be more informative
It’s :.|:; with a ‘strikethrough’ through the whole thing.
So — Colon, Period, Vertical Bar, Colon, Semi-Colon and then a ‘strikethrough’ (idk if it depends on your lemmy app, but mine uses 2 tildes (~) on each side of whatever you’re striking through like so)
