10 points

8yo is super young for his dad to realise he’s gay, so all power to him.

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Anon discovers Oedipus.

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reverse oedipus

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No, its gay. Oedicoc

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54 points

Could be true, it is gay

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but they spent 2 years together without knowing eachother’s names

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5 points

they probably knew each other’s fursona names

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7 points

Fake: Anon got a free house, obviously every millennials dream

Gay: Anon fucked their dad

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56 points

I’m at a fucking :.|:; for words

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Words like last names?

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9 points

Holy shit how

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Like this :.|:;

Edit to be more informative

It’s :.|:; with a ‘strikethrough’ through the whole thing.

So — Colon, Period, Vertical Bar, Colon, Semi-Colon and then a ‘strikethrough’ (idk if it depends on your lemmy app, but mine uses 2 tildes (~) on each side of whatever you’re striking through like so)

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~~:.|:;~~
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On the plus side, there’s very little chance of birth defects!

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What do you think OP is?

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mom kicks me out for being gay

find a sugar daddy

My reading tells me OP is a dude.

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Who posts greentexts on 4chan.

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Ah but that’s where all this gender fluidity/ambiguity gets interesting. OP might be a trans-dude, so “she” (apologies for the hypothetical deadgendering but it’s illustrative) would technically then be straight with no risk of butt defects (unless they did that of course) but with some risk of birth defects as he could then have been impregnated by his dad.

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but a little chance of butt defects

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