I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate…

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Can it go the other way?

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Yes, you can enter an octopus’ mouth, wriggle around through its digestive tract, and exit their anus. And when you’re done, you can eat the octopus shreds from it popping like a you-filled balloon.

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Thanks to you my search history now contains octopus anus.

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Vs the usual octopus in anus or octopus anus insertion?

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Sounds like the digestive system works

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and call itself calamari

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After sticking a feather in its hat, presumably.

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It was originally the colonmari

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That beak is going to hurt like a mother, though.

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No one said it wouldn’t be painful lol

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TIL what that Coldplay song is about.

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The Willie Nelson cover is much better, imo

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Beaked for your pleasure

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Thanks I hate it.

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No worries, its wrong

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