101 points

You’re already on thin ice posting this meme encouraging immorality.

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you think just posting on the fediverse hasn’t already got you on the list?

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Didn’t it get revealed that anyone who used a certain Linux forum got automatically added to an FBI surveillance list? Everyone here is definitely already on a list lol

Edit: it was the NSA, not the FBI: https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2014/07/the-nsa-thinks-linux-journal-is-an-extremist-forum/

Edit 2: for clarity, that article is from 2014 so it isn’t exactly recent but if they were doing it in 2014 they probably still do something similar now.

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19 points

Wow, really strong “only terrorists use encryption” vibes.

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4 points

A lot gets you on that list. Practically the entire country is on that list

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1 point

What was that one story about the wow server infiltrated by agents who ended up surveiling each other? That’s real right? I can’t tell anymore

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5 points

The great thing is, if everyone’s on the list, no one is!

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8 points

Even visiting without an account is probably enough - whoopsie, I committed a tewworism.

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2 points

I’ve only been here a year and I know I’m on at least two.

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10 points

Serves you right, you filthy criminal!

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12 points

Stop right there, criminal scum!

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11 points

User is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported

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13 points

Ugh. I wish I didn’t have this overwhelming nostalgia that makes me want to play every LOZ game ever. It’s the only franchise that keeps me crawling back to the Nintethedone Clinic.

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Buy the game secondhand, then resell it when you’re done. Boom, net neutral supply and 0 additional profit for Nintendo. But avoid copying the contents of that chip. That would be wrong.

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29 points

If Nintendo ever gets this kind of power I’m gonna have around a million death sentences.

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8 points

It’s a me a mandatory death sentence

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37 points

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18 points

This comment might actually get a DMCA

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4 points

So? In the future we will have AI powered snipers with cleaning robots to remove waste

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4 points

The trick is to always get an even number of death sentences as every second execution will revert the effect of the previous.

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3 points

You better watch yourself. I’ve got the death sentence from 7 rights holders.

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3 points

I’ll be careful.

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5 points

Nintendo gonna bring execution of nine relations back into style.

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3 points

Joke’s on them, I don’t like my family!

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24 points

“You wouldn’t lend a baby.”

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16 points

The babies yearn for the mines

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4 points

No but I’d cut one in half and give it to two different women

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4 points

Only if you’re not sure who’s the mother, otherwise it’s illegal

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3 points

This season of Maury is gonna be lit

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9 points

That one Republican running for the U.S. House (I think) borrowed a whole family for his political pictures.

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Which is ok, the political class is immoral and stands above the law

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