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True, show them that you are their white savior. Works in all the movies written by white people

“My name is Ratthew but my friends call me Rat.”
“Hi Ratthew.”

Viele Parteien stellen Kanzlerkandidat:innen auf. Ich kenn den Kontext nicht, aber es könnte auch Weidel gegen Höcke oder so sein, also die inner-parteiliche Frage, wer es macht

I’m not sure if you get the concept of dictatorship, but I guess I’ll vote for him too

Or maybe, to use the terminology the great anthropologist David Graeber introduced, maybe you have a bullshit job

Which doesn’t contradict my theory that it never was official etiquette but people in the middle ages saw their royalty do it and picked it up. The royals did it because of the genetic condition and now that they aren’t that incestuous anymore, the condition is gone and since it never was consciously done, there is no reason anymore to do it.

I know people with this condition so it’s at least plausible. But, yes, I should check my sources

When I set my phone to vibration only, it still vibrates (obviously) but music or audiobooks aren’t interrupted.

And if you’re still waiting: it’s the gardener. It’s always the gardener

Fun fact: the fact that spreading your pinky when drinking looks posh is due to a genetic condition that run in European aristocracy

Every match of chess is chess boxing if you have the right attitude