True.

Not an herringtic

Sounds like something the owner will say. I don’t care anymore, take it and let me have lunch

Either that or I let the first person take it who looks confidently enough to be the owner. It depends on the mood

Whar

Me, who has problems remembering faces:

But it’s the keeper who lured the ball in…

Keepers of the world, unite!

You have nothing to lose than some points and all the balls to win

Know your limit

Afaik most keepers don’t eat the ball because they don’t technically own the goal and therefore the net. It is the owner of the field who can. But it’s the self interest of the keep to keep the game playing so they won’t let the owner eat it.

This is only my impression and might be totally wrong tho

And for good reason. I have the same color in both eyes and my life sucks