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From reading the penny arcade blog about it and watching the trailer, it seems to be an arthouse movie that just happens to be made by the most famous people on earth. You might love it or hate it but most people just won’t get it either way

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45 points

For $120 million.

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89 points

Damn, cinema tickets have really gone up in cost

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38 points

To be fair, that includes a large popcorn.

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12 points

At that price I’m definitely sneaking in my own drink and snacks.

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10 points

OP lives in Zimbabwe and built their own top-end basement home theater in preparation for the movie.

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29 points

Sounds to me like some self indulgent, pompous, crap but that’s just me.

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8 points

I agree, it was shallow and pedantic.

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59 points

It’s wild this mf made an Atlas Shrugged-ass movie while everyone out here is living like Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle.

Read the room, guy

Nice theater tho!

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27 points

It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.

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14 points

I don’t understand what you are saying but I want to.

Care to tell me what is the message of atlas shruggs and the jungle are?

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55 points

Atlas Shrugged is the conservative wet dream of “what if the rich people that totally do all the work and hold everything together got tired of the poors being so whiny and ungrateful and stopped.” It’s an-cap fan fiction.

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27 points

Ayn Rand wrote robber baron fan fiction

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3 points

you missed out the part where they go to live inside a holographic volcano and pay each other with gold - which of course is useless inside a volcano but the book glosses over that

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38 points

The Jungle was a book exposing the nightmares of the industrial revolution, especially in the meat packing industry.

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22 points

Since others have explained what those stories are about, the juxtaposition is about the idea of the Ubermensch being the savior of humanity, namely one where the Ubermensch are capitalists, is a dead concept in a world where we’ve let the capitalists run everything and result is an unmitigated disaster.

Turns out, they just want money and power. That’s it, they can’t save us. Why is this movie venerating them?

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50 points

I have to ask. What about this movie is so bad

I haven’t seen it, I hadn’t even heard of it until yesterday. But you don’t get a flop THIS epic without some Morbius tier blunders

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I haven’t seen it and, although I know it gets panned a lot for various reasons, I highly recommend at least reading the snippets of reviews of the film by critics to get an idea. Even a lot of the so-called positive films are basically ‘this movie clearly sucks, but I liked it anyway.’

Basically, it’s a very expensive, pretty, and totally incoherent mess of a film that a few people feel is profound but most people think is a colossal piece of shit.

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/megalopolis/reviews

Also, some theaters have a lady stand in front of the screen and lip synch to a specific scene and then leave for some reason. Don’t ask me to explain that.

Edit: also, that link provides you with gems like this one from Richard Roeper-

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5 points

I feel like I need to watch this like I watched tenet, barely giving a shit while sick, lying in bed and from my phone

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it’s a very expensive, pretty, and totally incoherent mess of a film that a few people feel is profound but most people think is a colossal piece of shit.

It sounds like what people should have thought about Inception, but everyone instead apparently fucking loved that movie.

All the hate given toward Megalopolis makes me want to see it. Before that, I wasn’t interested just based on the poster.

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8 points

I eventually want to see Megalopolis too.

I like watching art house movies and then figuring out what I don’t like about it. Even the ones everyone loves. Magnolia was one people loved and I just didn’t get.

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3 points

Okay, but just so you know, it’s 2 hours and 18 minutes long.

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18 points

Maybe they megaloped around?

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11 points

The best part of Megalopolis was when he said “It’s megalopolin’ time!” and megaloped all over those guys.

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Nah it’s just an expensive passion project art movie. It was never going to make money, it was Francis Ford Coppola finishing his last project that’s he’s been working on. I quite enjoyed it, despite there being obvious flaws, and many things that would make your average viewer not really care.

It can be a bit dated in references but generally they all land. There isn’t really a single unifying message which is what I would say is the biggest problem. It’s more interested in asking questions and posing that against our current real world than actually trying to answer them.

Apart from that the performances are generally all good, and while the characters feel like archetypes as opposed to clearly defined people, it works, for me at least.

It’s also just really weird. There’s dream sequences but seemingly they aren’t, just a perspective shift of what’s actually happening.

Overall I’d much rather watch Megalopolis than whatever Disney Corporate Movie Product comes out next. I’d prefer misses the mark but tries for something different and interesting, over cookie cutter formulaic plot beats and generic quippy characters.

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36 points

Yeah, but then you have to watch Megalopolis.

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33 points

Maybe your AC is out and you need a nap?

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27 points

Maybe you are a career politician and need to wank off someone and vape without getting in the news about it.

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16 points

Or a politician looking for a lot of vacant upholstery to vilolate?

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4 points

This is how my wife uses The Carousel of Progress when we go to Disney World.

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19 points

My favorite part is when the main character shouts “its megalopolin time” and then he megalopped all over the place

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3 points

Mine too, but after that it was pretty slow

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