Pizza Hawaii is a Canadian invention by a Greek immigrant, who was inspired by Chinese cuisine to put a South American fruit on an Italian dish, and it’s most popular in Australia. How can you not love this?
I’d trade the bacon for some spicy sausage with some nice chillies in the sauce for some kick but it sounds like my kinda fun.
Or it would if I didn’t have the weird idea of going mostly vegetarian… The only addiction I can’t beat is any kind of fish sauce (like nuoc-mâm, oyster sauce, etc).
Why do people dislike pineapple on pizza?
It is pretty good, especially if you add a nice hot sauce to it.
This place in town used to make a pizza called “the umami”.
It had pineapple, candied jalapeños, bacon, parmigiana, pesto swirls, and a little mozzarella on an olive oil base.
It was sooooo delicious
If you like pineapple, I’m sure its great. If you don’t like pineapple, its gonna ruin the whole fucking dish. You cant just scrape it off. The flavor permeates. Like olives. shudder
The more they complain the more I add cream to the carbonara.
Doofus. I make carbonaaaaaaaara the authentic Italian way. Pretty much.
I don’t use guancale because I can never find it in the store, so I mix it up with Oscar Mayer hotdogs, pepperoni, and some crispy bacon. I don’t use eggs because who’s got time for that shit, so I mostly use mayonnaise. Bucatini and other fancy pastas are for losers so I sub in some tater tots instead of the pasta. And Pecorino Romano is expensive so I generally use Easy Cheese spray and crushed up Cheetos. I don’t add cream, but I do add ketchup which does much the same job. And peas because they give that pop of color and flavor. And obviously some hot sauce because otherwise it’s a bit bland. And some pineapple for that Hawaaaiiain/Italian fusion vibe.
But basically it’s an authentic carbonaaaaaaaara just like you get in Rome. Oh, I like to hit it with a good old splash of A.1. Sauce because why wouldn’t you? I love A.1. Sauce.
I put the meme’s caption into an image creator just for the heck of it.
I’m going to have pineapple pizza tonight just to spite you all
Pineapple pepperoni and red onion for the win.