Pizza Hawaii is a Canadian invention by a Greek immigrant, who was inspired by Chinese cuisine to put a South American fruit on an Italian dish, and it’s most popular in Australia. How can you not love this?

and it tastes good.

(although my fav pizza still is anvhovies)

Four cheese woth anchovies and bacon is a banger!

I’d trade the bacon for some spicy sausage with some nice chillies in the sauce for some kick but it sounds like my kinda fun.

Or it would if I didn’t have the weird idea of going mostly vegetarian… The only addiction I can’t beat is any kind of fish sauce (like nuoc-mâm, oyster sauce, etc).

It’s a Mr World Wide of Pizza. Excellent.

The more they complain the more I add cream to the carbonara.

Doofus. I make carbonaaaaaaaara the authentic Italian way. Pretty much.

I don’t use guancale because I can never find it in the store, so I mix it up with Oscar Mayer hotdogs, pepperoni, and some crispy bacon. I don’t use eggs because who’s got time for that shit, so I mostly use mayonnaise. Bucatini and other fancy pastas are for losers so I sub in some tater tots instead of the pasta. And Pecorino Romano is expensive so I generally use Easy Cheese spray and crushed up Cheetos. I don’t add cream, but I do add ketchup which does much the same job. And peas because they give that pop of color and flavor. And obviously some hot sauce because otherwise it’s a bit bland. And some pineapple for that Hawaaaiiain/Italian fusion vibe.

But basically it’s an authentic carbonaaaaaaaara just like you get in Rome. Oh, I like to hit it with a good old splash of A.1. Sauce because why wouldn’t you? I love A.1. Sauce.

Coconut cream? Great choice!

(Jokes but no jokes, I do this IRL)

For your personal safety, don’t ever set foot in Rome /j

I put the meme’s caption into an image creator just for the heck of it.

Jeez, the caption didn’t mention anything about the pineapple being in a state of terror as well. ai needs to calm down a bit.

Ah yes. Everyone knows what the Italian-Americans thought about this historic atrocity. But it seems that people rarely ask what did the pineapples think about this. Now this is a new perspective!

Some NC-17 shenanigans have happened to that pineapple.

Why do people dislike pineapple on pizza?

It is pretty good, especially if you add a nice hot sauce to it.

Most of the time is an overly hyperbolic joke. I do not like pineapple on my pizza, I don’t particularly care if others do, but it can be fun to pretend like it’s a huge problem on the internet.

Pineapple + jalapeños + pepperoni or chicken is where it’s at

This place in town used to make a pizza called “the umami”.

It had pineapple, candied jalapeños, bacon, parmigiana, pesto swirls, and a little mozzarella on an olive oil base.

It was sooooo delicious

That does sound amazing

Hot + sweet is really good.

Yesssssssss! Sweet heat is where it’s at. And as a bonus, my pineapple-hating family won’t steal any of it.

Because it’s not heckin traditional!

If you like pineapple, I’m sure its great. If you don’t like pineapple, its gonna ruin the whole fucking dish. You cant just scrape it off. The flavor permeates. Like olives. shudder

Olives are great tho

But what if I like olives and pineapple.

Because true pizza doesn’t have fruit on it or something like that

except tomato, of course. … and possibly olives. … and sometimes pineapple.

Most people who are seriously having heated arguments about pineapple on pizza would probably also scoff at a neopolitan and tell you to bring them “real” pizza.

Pineapple and jalapenos is bomb. Also with black olives

Ham and Pineapple pizza is great

try it under the cheese, its magical.

Actually, it was a Canadian invention, and we’re sorry.

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