Aw wish I thought of this when I was married to that violent a******. We could’ve had so much framed art all over the house. Picture frames wouldve cost a lot less than hiring a repairman every time angry husband punched a hole in the drywall.

A deer

Before his library books are due

We’ve got it all on UHF!

Jeez, the caption didn’t mention anything about the pineapple being in a state of terror as well. ai needs to calm down a bit.

As a small child in the 1970s-80s, I felt uncomfortable with Queen.

I think they were just a bit ahead of their time.

It does. Christians always say that Jesus is cumming.

Sometimes when I’m alone I have conspiracy masturbations

This is plausible and yes I’d quite prefer to attribute early Christmas displays to astronomical asynchronicities, rather than to capitalist greed, consumerism, and overconsumption.

LOL the bear suddenly finds something suspicious about the zipper but thought nothing of the conspicuous eye holes or the man talking out loud while writing for hours on a bright red spiral notepad 🤣

Ah it’s so nice to be back on Lemmy. Hi everyone! I’m BAAAACK!