You got any good recipes for a harvest like that?

He said the most effective way to tackle anti-social behaviour was probably to catch offenders in the act, something that would require more police officers.

But, he added, politicians usually prefer to opt for the “cheaper” option of increasing the severity of the punishment, such as fines, rather than employing more officers to enforce the rules.

So close. The most effective way to tackle anti-social behaviour might be to address the causes of antisocial behaviour. But that would be more even expensive than just hiring more coppers.

Of course they’re not working people. They are leveraging capital to give them an income. That is not the same as chopping wood and carrying water.

Oooh. Go on then!

Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil, MSG, Butylated Hydroxyanisole, Propyl Gallate, Diacetyl, High-Fructose Corn Syrup (obv.), Tartrazine, Monosodium Glutamate, Salt, and traces of butter solids. Mmmmmm. Tasty.

Always nice to see a Beltie.

There’s the classic (which also has the benefit of being low effort):

Def misread this as their British trolls, a misinterpretation I fully support.

Oh, I say! That’s a bit rich!

Labour whistleblower reveals party members are determined not to allow the Tories to have a monopoly on being the nasty party. “Why should they have all the fun?” one is quoted as saying. Film at eleven.