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This is truth, not satire.

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And yet the jester is usually the wisest in the court.

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And also incredibly depressed

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Wisecracking isn’t the same as being happy

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I don’t recall giving consent to writing a story about my life…

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Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time

The prescription is 'tussin + alcohol, like in that one episode of House M.D.

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This is sadly very true… and also doxylamine, trazodone, melatonin, etc…

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Felt this since I was a child.

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and that’s how folks transition into puppygirls.

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Oh good, I was hoping to find a transition comment here as I felt the same way for a long time 😅

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And I want to make it clear I’m not even complaining OR criticizing! XD

It’s wholesome in a peculiar way: people who want to embrace simple joy, and to love others with the same unbridled enthusiasm as dogs do? That’s beautiful and sweet deep down at the heart of it.

Even though I KNOW that for many it’s a “sex thing”… Honestly so what. Anyone who doesn’t like it can choose to do literally anything else with their time.

I’ve stopped caring about pointless judgement, moralizing pearl clutching hand wringing self-righteous hysterical theatrics… What a waste of time and energy when instead happiness is actually an option.

Maybe it’s jealousy. How dare someone be happy, right? Whatever! Let them be goodgirls. There are few things more harmless than that.

I don’t think I could ever play the role of an “owner” (apparently that’s a thing) but I’m happy when I see them, in the same way I’m happy when I see dogs. Because I see dogs.

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I mean, for most of petplay people I know it’s much more of an everyday thing than a sex thing. Which makes sense, since that’s generally more of a furry thing. It’s less about being an animal and more about being someone’s pet, very gentle sub and dom stuff. There’s a good tumblr post

petplay? oh you mean that kink for burnt-out neurodivergent people with abandonment issues who need simple easy directions and assurance that the person giving them will still be there at the end of the night. yeah i got you i know what you’re talking about

And like, mood.

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Oh no worries I just meant in general since I always felt like being smart sucked and I felt miserable about it, and then I transitioned haha

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