Apple messages app, dark mode. Medium compression.

Sender (left side): bro I stg the funniest shit happened at work

Next message: so i work at papa johns now right.

Receiver (right side) sends “💀💀💀💀” twice. These emojis are large.

Sender again: i havent even told the story yet

Last message: what the fuck are you laughing at

The last message is half cut off on the bottom.

74 points

Wait, so skull and bones emojis are the same as laughing? How would anyone assosiate a skull and bones with comedy?

I assosiate them with pirates.

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Its laughing so hard you died.

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Its laughing so hard you died.

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🪑

IYKYK

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That’s so funny. It killed me.

I’m literally dead

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Like how people say ‘im dead’ when something is funny

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Really, how can they say “I’m dead” when they’re clearly not dead?

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I guess they don’t mind being sent to eternal damnation in hell (lying is a sin)

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Maybe it’s definitive proof that you can still chat after death.

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How can they say “lol” when they are clearly not laughing out loud?

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Yo Ho Ho? I guess that’s laughing.

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What’s next, reacting with 👍 is actually totally fine and positive?

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I mean, that’s how I use it. Don’t know what you’re doing.

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Fail to see the difference.

Pirates = DRM laughter

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Oh come now. Everyone needs money somehow. This is one of the more honest ways to get it.

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Its a besties thing, I could easily be on either side of this convo with mine LMAO

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Does your bestie not know where you work?

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Do these posts really need the alt text?

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To that level of detail, probably not. But the alt text isn’t for me, and I appreciate the time and effort op took to put in it to be considerate of those who do need it.

To further clarify, the alt text can be read by text to speech, the image cannot. That is why the alt text is useful - at least this is my understanding.

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Yes ❤️

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Why not?

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For you? No. You clearly have functional eyes. Not everyone does.

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These emojis are large.

Lmao. This line got me by the bubu more than the screengrab did.

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The emojis are also like your mom

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The emojis are also like your mom

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Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!

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They animated this? Is it the scene or the whole movie?

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I use this gif too often because it’s so fun.

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Skull and bones emoticons are associated with laughter now? Huh? O.o

It reads to me like they’re very embarrassed for their friend upon finding out they work at that company, a bit like I’d feel bad for a friend that has to work for Jeff Bezos or McDonalds or such.

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Yeah, dying of laughter -> I’m dead -> 💀

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I learned this one because people generally write “I’m dead” along with the emoji. Or at least they used to.

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