Apple messages app, dark mode. Medium compression.

Sender (left side): bro I stg the funniest shit happened at work

Next message: so i work at papa johns now right.

Receiver (right side) sends β€œπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€β€ twice. These emojis are large.

Sender again: i havent even told the story yet

Last message: what the fuck are you laughing at

The last message is half cut off on the bottom.

16 points

They actually sent ☠️ and not πŸ’€

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Bet

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You could fix it in your description

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What does stg mean?

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Swear to god.

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YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOUNG <gender> /s

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This caption is generated by apple accessibility service? wow

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No

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Then? Manually?

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Yup

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It’s nice of you to add alt text for the image in the description but isn’t there an ActivityPub standard for that? Mastodon has, would be nice if Lemmy had it too.

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I use the native one if I don’t need line breaks to reasonably explain everything.

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Skull and bones emoticons are associated with laughter now? Huh? O.o

It reads to me like they’re very embarrassed for their friend upon finding out they work at that company, a bit like I’d feel bad for a friend that has to work for Jeff Bezos or McDonalds or such.

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Yeah, dying of laughter -> I’m dead -> πŸ’€

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I learned this one because people generally write β€œI’m dead” along with the emoji. Or at least they used to.

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