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Bruh, the timing

The algorithm

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6 points

Nooo!

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Don’t worry, “Garden Trowel” sounds way more badass.

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Pretty sure that kid is either going to grow up to be a serial killer or obese. Normative determinism is a thing.

I knew a kid Montana, who everyone used to call Montarrrrrrrrrrna because she was a big lass.

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If I had a son, I’d name him Bort. There’s a reason why I’m not allowed to have children…

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Speaking of generic names…

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