11 points
Bruh, the timing
The algorithm
2 points
2 points
3 points
Pretty sure that kid is either going to grow up to be a serial killer or obese. Normative determinism is a thing.
I knew a kid Montana, who everyone used to call Montarrrrrrrrrrna because she was a big lass.
4 points
If I had a son, I’d name him Bort. There’s a reason why I’m not allowed to have children…
2 points
8 points
Street lamp Le moose enters the chat. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jlao6/so_my_wife_just_agreed_to_name_our_unborn_son/c2d21qe/