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That was an amazing and underrated movie.

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Can someone name the movie 😭

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Mystery Men. Its only singular flaw is helping launch Dane Cook’s career

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Mystery Men

The most famous part of the movie was its soundtrack.

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Avengers before Avengers!

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I feel like it has more of “The Boys” vibe without the gratuitous violence.

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Some body once told me the world was gonna roll me

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Me IRL

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The Shovel? That just sounds like bullying bait, but I have seen a kid named Megatron, and that is indeed a badass name.

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But Meg is relentlessly bullied by Peter. And he’s the one who gave her the name!

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Cohen: I’m wondering what psychological effects a name can have.

Zappa: Well, first of all, I knew that they were going to be unique anyway because of certain other attributes, so why not have a name that goes with it. They all like their names and the kids at school do too. They don’t make fun of them; in fact, most of them are jealous of their names. You know, it always amazes me when someone who is in my age group, or even younger, asks me a question like why did you name your children that. It’s a reactionary kind of question. Why the f*ck not name your kids something like that? They’re having a good time. Besides that, if they ever wanted to change their names they can do it. It only costs about $15.

Cohen: You can’t tell from the name Moon Unit whether it’s a boy or a girl. Had Moon Unit been a boy, would you have named him the same thing?

Zappa: No, I would have named him Motor Head.

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Then you must spread rumors of The Shovel.

I heard the last kid who messed with him is now buried 6 feet under.

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Everybody, please welcome my son, Hellofresh Henson Curiositystream Manscaped Groundnews Worldoftanks Nordvpn Smith. Please like and subscribe.

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you forgot RAIDSHADOWLEGENDS

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Promised my wife I’d save that for our firstborn daughter

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It is more of a girl’s name, traditionally.

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Is Please like and subscribe your other child?

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I used to make a joke with friends back in highschool that if I ever had a kid I’d name them something like Bu62bil8 and just say it’s pronounced “David” to mess with teachers.

Elon Musk must have heard me and thought I was being serious…

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Don’t lie, you were once at a maturity level that you would have done that. Although unlike you, Elon is still at that level of maturity.

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Do you think Elon Musk ever refuses to put on his shoes, because he certainly gives that impression.

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If I ever have son, I’m gonna name him… Bill or George, anything but Sue!

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I still hate that awful name!

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