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Me, a mixed race person of color who doesn’t sunburn or freckle, reading how all the white folk in the comments have the same mark.


“Hmmm…I’ll be damned.”

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It is now your duty to inspect all white people for this mark & care for the ones unlucky enough not carry it.

This honor is not to be taken lightly, you are now a leader undertaking grave responsibilities.

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So how many people knew about this shared freckle badge? I apparently am defective as I didn’t get stamped with it at birth, maybe my mom forgot to check that option at the dealership. Maybe this means I’m a reptilian or am a member of the illuminati. Or who knows maybe I sliced it off in my youthful escapades and shenanigans. Oh well, just another club I’m not a member of.

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Well those of us who have the freckle have always known. Given that you do not have the freckle, I’m afraid that is all I can share.

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You’re cool, you can be in the club. We’re prolly all Illuminati minions anyways. ;)

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New paper bag test just dropped

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I am not even white and I have it. Although it is a bit closer towards the wrist than this pic.

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Dude this pic could’ve waited until your poo was finished

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But then they wouldn’t be living up to their username.

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Just be glad i wore my clean pair of boxers today

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Could it though?

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Nice dick, bro.

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I hope the shutter sound was turned off

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At least in the USA, it’s probably due to having been alive long enough for sun damage to cause a freckle on the side of your body nearest the car window while driving.

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I’m in the UK. We drive on the opposite side, freckle in the exact spot on my left arm, nothing on my right.

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Oh dang. Good point.

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I mean… I’ve never driven a vehicle that didn’t have tinted windows (the heat reduction benefits are huge), but then the sun wants me dead anyway; I spent a week in a southern state and suddenly had freckles in places that never saw the sun.

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We oldsters learned to drive in cars for which open windows were the only air conditioning.

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Still don’t have the AC option in my current car.

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I’ve had mine since before I started driving ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I noticed in my late teens I had a lot of freckles on the left side of my body and very few on the right, and I didn’t start driving until I was 22. I did spend 2 years in high school with a much darker tan on my right arm from hanging my arm out the window of a boyfriend’s car with no AC, but still have more left-arm freckles.

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I was thinking it was because of a vaccine shot.

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In your forearm? It’s a freckle.

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Which one are we talking about here?

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Check out this overachiever

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Scared gay panicking

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Oh that one is a gay freckle

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You can tell because it’s round, not straight 🧐

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Ok serious question: how does your arm look gay? I’m intrigued and confused

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Oh I meant I’m gay and panicking 😂

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this world needs more gay arms

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