120 points

She is right, using 0 index for physical stuff is stupid.

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45 points

Your rulers start at 1? That sounds annoying.

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I’ve seen a lot of rulers that actually don’t have a mark at 0 and instead go right to the edge as 0. Typically they are worn down, being made of wood, so the accuracy of the first inch is dubious. To ensure the distance is correct, sliding the ruler down one unit is a good idea. So, my ruler starts at 0 but my measurements start at 1.

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23 points

That’s why decent rulers have a 0 and a margin:

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19 points

Rulers measure cardinal quantities and not ordinal ones. There is no cardinal numbering scheme that starts at 1, all of them “start” at 0. For ordinal numbering schemes, the symbols are arbitrary anyway and you can start with whatever you want. It’s equally valid to start with 1, 0, -1, A, or “aardvark”. The only benefit to picking 1 as the start is to make it easier to count with your fingers while picking 0 lets you easily convert an ordinal quantity to a cardinal one.

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Your job is to move apples from one bin to another. You pick up the first one and set it in the other bin, and say “zero.”?

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9 points

There’s another way to think about it which I actually use. Look in the empty bin and say “zero”, then move an apple and say “one”.

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6 points

When playing games with the kids, we start at 0 being the position you are currently in, then count from there.

e.g. in snakes and ladders, if you are on spot 30 and roll a 5, tap spot 30 and say “zero”, then spot 31 is “one” etc… till you are at spot 35 saying “five”.

Teaches the kids about zero and avoids miss counts from the younger ones counting their current position as “one”

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4 points

Touchè

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24 points

Works for floors!

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27 points

Not on this side of the pond. We typically don’t have a ground floor, that’s just the first floor.

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13 points

i wish the people making buildings around here knew that. some start at floor 3, others at 5. some start at 0. others at 2. every building has its own story. you need to understand the building before you can understand your position in it.

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9 points

if a building is built into a hillside in the uk and has exits on floors 2 and 5, which would be the ground floor?

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9 points

Blame the restaurant for having a table identified as zero

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8 points

Why? It seems exactly as valid to me, and more valid if you like positional numberings of your physical stuff.

You just count the number of times you departed from an item in order, rather than the times you arrived.

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0 points

Guy is wrong. Went to 0th table. She asked for 1st table.

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66 points

And then he texts back ‘where are you?’ And then she texts back ‘the first table’ and he replies ‘umm I’m here too. But I don’t see you’ confused she asks him ’ table 0p?’ And then ‘01*?’ He says ‘no, 00.’ Releaved she says ‘lol I am at table 01’ he chuckles ‘I am at 00, I’ll go find you’

Later they get married and have kids. But relationship collapses and it ruins both of them and they cannot find the heart to love anyone again. Their children grow up broken and struggle through life. Some get arrested end up in prison, all of them repeatedly fall into a series of toxic relationships for the rest of their lives.

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6 points

username checks out

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3 points

Or… or… hear me out… one of them turns around on their chair, and says “hey there”.

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2 points

They were at the corner

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60 points

In the UK it’s called a ground table.

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20 points

So it was a spelling mistake? They’re actually The Knights of The Ground Table!

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7 points

They dance whenever they’re gable?

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7 points

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6 points

do you also have minced tables there?

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5 points

When you get off an airplane, do you say

“Its great to be back on solid first floor of the earth.”

?

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2 points

If the walkway goes inside the building, then yes. And the walkway usually leads directly to the second floor, because the airplane door is 3 metres above the ground.

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OK but what about going onto the ground?

Like, in your garden, is that the first floor of the planet?

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58 points

She was a lua girl, he was every other programming language guy. It was not ment to happen.

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11 points

She liked embeddded apps
And he liked desktop displays
What more can I say?

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10 points

Hey, don’t forget the Matlab people

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7 points

And R!

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50 points

Don’t wanna state the obvious, but it looks like they still ended up staring at each other for the rest of the evening.

They have shown that they still love each other, so hope they can work with their one irreconcilable difference.

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36 points

I love the idea that they’re at two adjacent tables, each one staring at the other wondering why they hate them.

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8 points

They hate each other because they are intolerant to one another’s index choices

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