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Fat Tony@lemm.ee
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No, NO! She said the FIRST table. Not table ONE. Why are women like this??? /s

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HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml
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Easy solution: Switch to table UUIDs.

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NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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This thread is a great example of why they don’t like to let (most) software developers talk to the customers.

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hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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Even if the table is correct the instruction needs to be more precise. Is it table header or table body and in which table column?

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iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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they were never meant to be together, they would confuse the hell out of each other. Imagine they have two kids and she says pick kid[1] from the school, then what?

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BluesF@lemmy.world
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One kid’s getting garbage collected either way

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tetris11@lemmy.ml
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Child Overflow Error

Edit: oh wait you said two kids, nvm

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Andrew@mander.xyz
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Hol’ up!

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TechieDamien@lemmy.ml
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I think children go in dictionaries so you can look them to via name (key).

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