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Davel23@fedia.io
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DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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I’d Photoshop a driver’s license for the dog and see if they would take it

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ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world
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They don’t. I tried. They send you a link to other kinds of pages that you can make instead like fan pages, etc.

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Rolando@lemmy.world
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zephorah@lemm.ee
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This sounds like a premise for one of those god-awful 1980s “comedy” movies.

Edit: this probably needs in own sub

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Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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god awful

1980s

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I don’t come into your house and insult your culture.

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zephorah@lemm.ee
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Have you seen Mannequin?

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Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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I missed that one, but the plot sounds amazing. Now it’s a must watch.

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drolex@sopuli.xyz
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I do. I’ve seen your petri dishes. Your saccharomyces looks like shit and your substrate is pathetic.

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ElderReflections@fedia.io
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Peak culture burn 10/10

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postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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You should. That was the premise for so many 80s and 90s “comedy” movies.

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LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world
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The Shaggy Dog

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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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I got a transit card for my cat; I don’t see why this shouldn’t be possible.

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Shitbrains@lemmy.world
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Because they said somewhere else that the dog has been dead for a few years now ;0) unless, of course, that was someone else’s comment

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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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So’s my cat, but the transit card is still in his name

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