A dog learning to drive is no more absurd than a dog having a Facebook account.
Define “absurd.” I don’t think a dog having a Facebook is absurd as a dog driving, no, and i think that’s an absurd statement to make. And I’m going by the absurdist definition of absurd. People expect dog themed Facebooks. They don’t expect a dog to have a driver’s license or drive.
You don’t need to teach the dog to drive, all you need is a learner’s license. Rig one up in photoshop… what are they going to spend the money to check it.
This sounds like a premise for one of those god-awful 1980s “comedy” movies.
Edit: this probably needs in own sub
god awful
1980s
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I don’t come into your house and insult your culture.
I do. I’ve seen your petri dishes. Your saccharomyces looks like shit and your substrate is pathetic.
He can learn from the cat.