248 points

This story became much less interesting after I realized they were worried about tweets about Taylor Swift, not tweets made by Taylor Swift.

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As upset as some people get when posters read a headline then go straight to the comments… this shit is why that happens. Headline caught my interest, but now I gotta hit the comments to assess whether the headline has some degree of journalistic integrity, or if it’s just clickbait bullshit… and by the time that assessment is done, it can be hard not to be already invested in and engaging with the comments xD

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18 points

I just go right to the comments. Often they point out the flaws much quicker than me reading bot generated articles. It’s not flawless but works 99% of the time.

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9 points

Preach, brosisperson. That’s where many of us were at least once.

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brosisperson

I like that. I’m fond of sib(-ling) personally, but that one is funny too

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5 points

a third player has connected

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3 points

Really do we not expect governments to be reading publicly available information that’s put out on social media? They would have to be inept to pass that up.

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118 points

The report found that there was “considerable anxiety among social media users” after the cancellation of several Swift concerts earlier this month. Those concerts were scheduled to be held in Vienna but were canceled after threats from alleged would-be terrorists. A number of young men were arrested in connection to an apparent plot to kill people en masse. The suspects had allegedly planned to detonate explosive devices at the concerts.

Fair

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97 points

Imagine just being a super megastar musician, and people want to use your popularity to kill your fans. You’re not even the target per se. You just gather a large crowd, and the crowd is the target. Still though, your life is in danger simply for existing.

I’m not even a Taylor Swift fan. I just see her as human, the same way I see the crowd as human.

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13 points

Not specifically Taylor Swift fans:

Women.

They want to kill women.

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3 points

Damn.

I hadn’t considered that. That makes it even more dark somehow.

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1 point

And little girls.

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And some kids were killed at a Taylor Swift themed dance class in the UK very recently. I’m not a fan of her myself, but I can really sympathize with how gut-wrenching that must be.

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49 points

“A considerable number of netizens…"

1996 called…

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19 points

These netizens reading those e-zines on their pocket computers while listening to shoutcasts…

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shoutcasts…

Shoutcast was probably the coolest thing I ever ran on my little P75 I have to admit. I thought it was damn amazing. Can we talk about iomega zip drives and the click of death now too!!? (Kinda enjoying the nostalgia…)

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I lived on Zip disk for the first half of college. Ended up doing too much video and would rent FireWire HDs from Best Buy for a month at a time. Just broke art school things.

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12 points

well tell them I want my red power ranger motorbike back

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18 points

Given the amount of internet fuckery that happened in the 2016 election, I’m not surprised that the Pentagon is monitoring everything going on in the Internet. I’m not sure what they can do about it in most cases, but I guess it helps to keep tabs.

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We’ve known that the NSA stores everything they can get their hands on for more than a decade. It’s one of those things we just pretend isn’t still happening.

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10 points

I really should stop worrying about data backup. Why pay for it?

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13 points

Backing up data is just as important as restoring it. Good luck getting the NSAs copy.

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2 points

Just a simple FOIA request, and 3 month lead time to get data back printed on stacks of paper

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3 points

During the Civil War, Lincoln had every telegraph line in the country routed though the White House. Wild Wild West the movie didn’t do the ops history justice, but was close, and it was fiction.

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SMH my head, if not even Wild Wild West is historically accurate, then who can we even trust anymore?

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I truly LOL’d at that hah! It was actually a deep ref to the beginning the movie in DC where they did have telegraph stations all over the place in the white house. But the movie not explaining that they also were listening because it was completely irrelevant to the plot hahaha.

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I don’t want to live in this realm any longer. Can I switch to the upside-down or something??

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