116 points
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Hadn’t seen this one before but I saw this in a book:
There once was a man from Peru,
Whose limericks stopped at line two
and then later in the same book they had
There once was a man from Verdun
30 points
17 points
6 points
6 points
1 point
*
10 points
6 points
2 points
*
60 points
There once was a bard from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When told this was so
He replied, 'Yes, I know"
“But I always try and fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can.”
50 points
there’s really no need to say more
6 points
30 points
The audience always wants more
25 points
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There was a young man from south bend
Whose limericks all came to an end
Suddenly
