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deadbeef79000

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Father Ted:

this cow is small, that cow is far away

Trump:

Look, folks, let me tell you, cows are tremendous. Just tremendous. They’re a huge part of our great American agriculture. They’re big, beautiful animals, okay? And we have the best cows, believe me. We’re talking about top-notch beef, the best you can get. Our farmers, they work hard, very hard, and they’re doing a fantastic job. We need to support them. We need to make sure we’re taking care of our cows and our farmers. They’re winning, and we’re winning because of them. It’s going to be great, absolutely great.

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He looked like death last time I saw a contemporary pic. He looks like a really healthy 78yo in that pic.

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CORRECT. THIS CARBON BASED BIPEDAL LABOUR UNIT (HUMAN) DEFINATELY HAS A HEART

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No heart. No Captain Planet.

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Filled the wall with aerosols through a small hole, then ignited it.

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Filled the wall with aerosols through a small hole, then ignited it.

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Green Lantern! Take one Regular Human and add one Alien Ring.

Everyone in Watchmen.

Doctor Strange, just learns magic.

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Daemons and talking polar bears. I was sold.

I personally am not bothered by sticking to the source material or not. Books and movies are fundamentally different.

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A couple of students blew up a cinder block wall. A hole large enough to drive an old style mini through.

The wall divided up two tennis courts and rubble was scattered to every corner of those courts.

This happened at lunch time, when those courts were packed with students.

Someone should have been killed, but not one injury, not one…

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