Dude has two families

Snidely Whiplash should be the GOP mascot.

“You load sixteen tons, what do you get?

Another day older and deeper in debt

Saint Peter, don’t you call me 'cause I can’t go

I owe my soul to the company store”

“You get paid in Kroger gift cards”

I mean, there is a certain freedom in being completely screwed….

We live in a corporatocracy.

We could be in a post-scarcity world, if certain mentally unwell individuals had less power.

There was a young man from south bend

Whose limericks all came to an end

Suddenly

Christopher Walken did it better

Is this why he’s kissing trump’s ass? Does he think the orange sandwich has the ability to help him if orange shit stain becomes president?