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Why would you buy the exact same game 11 times?

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I like how him lying in bed is just him opening the door but flipped lol

Edit: this was meant to be an independent comment, not a reply, but I guess it kind of fits in with both him and his games being a copy

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15 points

good eye

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8 points

Not only that, the drawing of her in the first and last panels are the same with a few changes, and the guy is the same in all three panels he is in, just with an extra arm drawn in the final one.

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„The same with a few changes“ can also be called „not the same“.

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7 points

The original has her lying in bed and him leaving. This is also why she steals his scarf.

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91 points

Number go up

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24 points

if this meme is from 2022 he could’ve bargain-binned all of them for like a dollar each, but apparently he couldn’t afford FIFA '20…

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18 points

people want to pay their 60$ for a roster update

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nervously hides his Fromsoft games

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2 points

In reality? He plays online and matchmaking requires it.

In fantasy holier than thou reddit and Lemmy world? Counter: Why buy Fallout New Vegas when it’s all just bullshit story and the same wasteland as 3?

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5 points

It’s set thousands of miles away…

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I got one!!! 🎣

In another wasteland… With the same enemies… Ghouls… generic stories… Controls… HUD… Vats… Skills… Cheats… Exploits… Leveling… Radiation sickness go brrrr.

It’s not like your character can do anything but grunt and moan in any of the games dialogue…

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Yeah the only reason I can think of that doesn’t make him lame is if he plays it on an export level

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152 points

She stole his scarf.

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119 points

Serves him right. Fifa playing asshole.

/s

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She’s also wearing his pants in the 2nd panel. Has his face in the 4th.

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13 points

girlboss

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7 points

Based

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Lmao

My friend and I were just talking about how you need to proceed with caution with guys who play only FIFA or NBA4K. We call them male “candy crush” games.

Edit: I’m loving the updates. Add Madden and NHL to the list!

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My ex bought FIFA/NBA every year as it came out like clock work. Set the game to the easiest possible settings, but complained about rubber banding and reset the quarter when he lost.

The one time I got him to do laundry, he threw away half of our socks. He didn’t want to find pairs. My fancy dress socks, my novelty socks - all in the trash when I get home from work.

Liking certain video games isn’t itself a red flag, it’s that mindless, video games as avoidance/wish fulfillment that’s concerning.

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18 points

You touch my merino wool socks we are fighting!!!

Boils my blood someone would just toss socks away like that…

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Fuck, why would anyone throw away clothes to not do laundry??

Goddamn, just be a lazy ass like me and throw the socks in a drawer and play Where’s Waldo every time you need a pair.

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15 points

Man, and I think I’m pathetic because I don’t meal prep 2 weeks in advance and have my house sparkling clean and tidy all the time…

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18 points

The NHL games are like crack cocaine for Canadians.

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12 points

Sorry, but the only sports games I play are racing games. So not all Canadians.

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Racing games is just hockey on a track following an imaginary pack on a track.

Checkmate Sth Rogen.

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2 points

Or you are an imposter. Ever thought about that?

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It’s honesty pretty bleak to see companies like Electronic Arts and Activision consistently top the sales charts by releasing the same game every year.

Said this before on Reddit in the past, but there are lots of consumers who have no taste in video games whatsoever. They don’t give a shit about anything but FIFA/Madden, Call of Duty or Grand Theft Auto, and that is the reason why we have predatory shit like Ultimate Team and Shark Cards in $70 AAA titles.

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it honestly just looks like addiction to me, it’s like people who drink the same miserable burnt coffee every morning just to vaguely function, and see no issue whatsoever with this habit and in fact continue to praise coffee for being so great and tasty.

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14 points

We used to joke about people saying “I’m a gamer” when they meant Farmville, but if you just have each year’s FIFA and CoD games then you’re just as bad.

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9 points

Can’t forget Madden

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2 points

Ah yes. There is another.

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7 points

what about minecraft and factorio?

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10 points

Perfectly fine and usually chill 👍🏾

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good to know. Though i think few people would enjoy playing either one with me unless they’re very similar to me, i play technical minecraft, and go pretty hard on factorio lol.

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4 points

Minecraft Java and Factorio don’t have micro transactions (Minecraft Bedrock does though)

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this is true, good point, and factorio is doubly based, so we like that in this household.

Thankfully i don’t play bedrock (i’m a linux user, it doesnt work on linux)

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Back then when being a gamer was akin to being a Poindexter who gets shoved into lockers and had their lunch money stolen, I was pretty adamant that “Gamers are gamers!”

But now that extroverts watch marvel movies, gorgeous model types own gaming systems, and gaming is no longer a hidden secret for basement dwellers and elevated to “normal behavior”, I’ve changed course.

Not to say a FIFA bro won’t end up playing Elden Ring. But chances are very slim.

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59 points

She stole his scarf?!

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39 points

When you get older, you will also quickly realize that Hoodies aren’t safe either…

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14 points

I’m very familliar. Nor are sunglasses, hats, boxer briefs, band shirts, ad nauseum.

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2 points

I wear boxer-briefs, they’re comfortable.

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51 points

Why does the guy have so many copies of the same game?

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Sports fan brain

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