96 points

I thought we were unhappy women who only had cats as friends.

Now we are wolves.

I cannot keep up with this so can we compromise and be cheetahs or something?

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It’s the same, “enemy is simultaneously weak and strong” rhetoric characteristic of fascism.

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Yeah libs are also “sheep”.

Right wing domestic terrorists are always “lone wolfs”, and incels think they’re really “alpha males”.

In reality the right wingers are just a bunch of insecure assholes.

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24 points

Perhaps there are two Democrats inside of you.

Wait, do those two internal Democrats have internal Democrats themselves? Does that make every Democrat a fractal?

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The “enemy,” to people like him, are always both pathetic jokes and a horrific threat that needs to be eliminated.

edit: oops someone already said what i did

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12 points

Just don’t be his couch…

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11 points

I think we established Republicans are cheaters a while ago.

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Always loved Cheetara :)

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OMG adorable wolf with kitty friends! this sounds pretty awesome.

why can fascists only imagine a better world when they’re trying to make it sound awful?

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2 points

I wish I knew!!!

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I thought they said the revolution would be “bloodless” if the left just let them have their way.

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Couch fucker voters will most certainly not hold him accountable. That’s one demographic J.D. has in the bag.

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The problem is that a Republicans own significantly more guns, and most times better guns than what’s available in Democrat run states.

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They may have more guns, but they have about the same number of trigger fingers. Gun ownership by the right is badly skewed by looks like this. One guy with sixty guns is really no better armed than a guy with one gun.

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Imagine spending all this money on guns while you’re a grown ass-couple still sleeping in a full.

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Is there any particular reason every single gun is aimed vaguely in the direction of those two kids? It somehow makes it look extra tone deaf.

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Now how many of those have been fired in the last 2 years, and how many rounds have they put through them…

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Wow, so gross. These people are morons.

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That’s because the “arming myself to take back my country from leftists” is just them blowing hot air.

They buy lots of guns because someone told them Obama or Biden wants to take away their right to buy guns, so they spend their whole savings on them thinking that they’re beating the system…

In many cases, it’s a matter of being so fucking scared of the world (common amongst Fox News and other RW media consumers) that the only way they can be comfortable is within arms reach of a gun.

The vast majority of Conservatives don’t have the guts to actually take action with their guns, because most of them bought them out of fear of bodily injury, not to enter battle and put their own skin in the game.

The few extremists that actually want to start a civil war are mostly morons with no training who won’t accomplish anything but a handful of disorganized mass shootings that will actually freak out everyone else, including other gun owners.

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9 points

This dumb take again I see…

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I hear that the average conservative militia has trained extensively in the military art of marching in formation marching walking down the street. Some of them even bought a box of green tip right off the store shelf.

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every single time the american military has been kicked to shit it’s been by barefoot peasants with rifles old enough to retire, and never enough of them to arm every soldier.

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barefoot peasants with rifles old enough to retire

Hate to break it to you, but you literally just described the entire state of West Virginia, Idaho, both Dakotas, Missouri, Louisiana, most of Florida, Oklahoma, and parts of fucking Oregon.

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They can own all the fucken guns they want if ya aint got anyone to use em then they are just mechanically impressive paper weights.

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Shut up.

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69 points

Wonder how the republicans would act if we went around saying they are vermin who should be slaughtered.

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They would be all “now is a time for unity, and the fascist Democrats threaten our Republic”

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I think this was a warning to the US

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Gosh, nothing weird at all about talking about millions of Americans in the same way the Nazis talked about Jews, gypsies, communists, leftists, unions, POC, LGBTQ, etc…

“Stop calling them weird, you guys!!!” - The Tone Police

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ThE dEmOcRaTs aRe ThE rEaL fAsCiStS!

So anyway… we should kill all Democrats amirite?

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48 points

An apex predator responsible for keeping the ecosystem balanced and with minimal pest animals that will harm the environment by consuming too many resources?

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I think he might be giving the Democrats too much credit, there.

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You know, the ones that people have on sweatshirts and pillows and junk.

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13 points

There are two Democrats inside me.

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8 points

Hot.

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Hot.

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