203 points

I feel like you’re an asshole if you buy a 22 foot long pickup to take to IKEA.

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I don’t see it that way. Long vehicles at IKEA, Lowe’s, hell even Michael’s – I don’t care. Their parking lots are built for that. And the stuff they get.

Long vehicles in a fucking Trader Joes, definitely asshole material.

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144 points

It really depends on WHERE you park if you are going to park this way. Parking it in the boonies, way way out at the end of the parking lot? Saintly.

Parking it as close to the entrance as possible? Dungeon. 1000 years dungeon.

But generally I agree. This is the purpose of a truck. To haul heavy items that would not fit in a standard or small vehicle. But don’t buy a fucking truck for status or for your office job.

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15 points

How about backing up the truck bed into the entrance doors, so when you get done, you just load it straight into the back of your truck, THEN exit the building, and drive off?

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So the people carrying less items of smaller size have an easier time, and the person carrying the larger items to go in the larger truck have to go further away?

Ah yes, logic.

Why not have large parking spaces near the front to accommodate this, not expect people to just park somewhere else.

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23 points

Yeah, God forbid he wants to actually take stuff home.

That said, if you’ve got a huge truck (and I live in the country and work blue collar so I get it, sometimes you need one), have a small car too. Trucks aren’t cheap, you can afford a Civic for the city.

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21 points

I’m sure lots of people have stories about getting huge loads home from IKEA in a tiny car.

I once got two 10’ tall wardrobes and a matching dresser home in a Volkswagen.

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1 point

Get your truck up to the loading area then. Why are you moving huge loads by hand when you have a perfectly good truck for that?

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For shopping at Trader Joe’s while they’re trying to dissolve the NLRB, yes, also the truck thing

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9 points

What happened to them? I remember back in the day, they were the place where employees from other unionized supermarkets aspired to work, and when they got there, they were happy as clams and in it for the long haul.

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13 points

IKEA started as a furniture shipping company (thus the flat packages and the warehouse aesthetic) and many furniture companies like IKEA still ship to your doorstep or beyond often for a similar or better price compared to what individual transport costs.

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6 points

there is also value in seeing and testing a variety of products in person.

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7 points

But they’re not only driving to Ikea. They’re on our roads and streets and pedestrians and cyclists.

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6 points

You think this is just his ikea vehicle?

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2 points

That’s why they have loading areas. Park your land yacht way in the back of the lot or on the street until you’re ready to put your flat pack couch in it.

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2 points

Yea you’re right they should buy a second smaller car for when they go to certain stores…

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6 points

If it weren’t for insurance I’d be doing exactly that. My truck was in bad shape, but would still get from A to B. I would have loved to replace it with a small, efficient vehicle. But you have to have liability insurance on every vehicle, which is idiotic because liability insurance doesn’t cover the vehicle being driven.

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44 points

Please explain how taking a large vehicle to a furniture store makes you an asshole.

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42 points

True heroes do this.

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19 points

Good to see JD Vance take this girls for a ride.

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5 points

Fantastic. I couldn’t make out what was in between the couches at first and then realized it’s a crt/plasma big screen that probably weighs 400lbs. The couches are held at the bottom though by one rope so looks good. Can’t imagine anything going wrong.

Good old Louisiana

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1 point

That is so stupid…

Doesn’t he know he’s missing a hub cap?

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1 point

Termites?

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7 points

If you have a 22 foot long truck, you should understand that normal infrastructure is not built for you. Either park way at the back of the lot where you’re not inconveniencing people, or on the street.

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12 points

No one said this guy wasn’t parked at the back of the lot.

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5 points

Because its too long to park without sticking out into traffic?

Like I don’t care what you’re using it for, if you cannot park it properly, then don’t take buy it or at least don’t take it with you.

Most vans and pickups aren’t even that long so it’s not even as if it’s necessitates being that long either.

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5 points

Ikeas have super large parking spots, they have parking spots for big vehicles and buses. If your car can’t fit there, you bought the biggest asshole car in the universe

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I don’t think ikea even sells furniture that requires such gigantic vehicles in the first place.

That said, furniture is an excellent example of why you could just drive a normal vehicle, a bicycle or a bus to go windowshopping and later have the new furniture delivered to your doorstep by a specialised company and/or vehicle or rent a specialised vehicle for the odd occasion. The cost for society will actually be a damn lot lower.

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21 points

Dodge ram.

Statistically speaking they also have a DUI.

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You think taking a large bedded vehicle to a furniture store is asshole behavior? Well shit, I hope I can fit this entire bedroom set in my car… 🤦‍♂️

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10 points

If it’s from Ikea, I can probably fit an entire bedroom worth of furniture into my two door Honda civic.

Everything they make is flat packed, and you have to assemble it into it’s 3D form after purchase.

I can stack so many of those Ikea items in my tiny shitbox.

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3 points

I hate trucks and SUVs with a passion, but I don’t really get the hate here. I could barely fit two Billys in my 2015 Volvo V70, or our new kitchen table and chairs because it was too wide.

I’ll be installing a trailer hitch ASAP when we move because a trailer is always superior to trucks.

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9 points

you know they deliver, right?

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And before anyone says the Vito isn’t available in the US - it is, it’s just called the Metris. And if you get the passenger variant, you can get 8 people in there.

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One that large to a furniture store that exclusively sells flat pack furniture, and parking it in an inconvenient way in the parking lot, yes.

You can fit an IKEA bedroom set in a lot of cars, and in all pickups with a >4ft bed.

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8 points

So you volunteer to be behind him on the freeway as he brings home an entertainment center, a quadruple order of meatballs, and a set of bunk beds piled out the back of his Honda Civic? Ikea is one of the most logical places to drive the big truck.

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9 points

You can fit that in a normal pickup. I don’t think IKEA sells anything that requires a 22 foot long pickup. Also, who buys entertainment centers and bunk beds on the reg?

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2 points

Who’s to say he drives this to town on the reg? That’s what the Civic is usually for.

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7 points

If you’re going to buy furniture surely you’d need something bigger if you want to take it home yourself?

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8 points

It’s Ikea, king of the flat-pack. You could fit literally an entire room’s worth of Ikea furniture in a subcompact hatchback, depending on which pieces you buy.

(Okay so that’s on top of a tiny car, not in it, but you get the idea.)

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2 points

Not that everyone doesn’t do it (I definitely have on my Subaru Outback), but cars typically have really low weight allowances on top since they’re usually not designed for hauling on the roof. Even my Outback, a car that comes with a rack and all kinds of accoutrements for it, has a 150 pound limit. So you really don’t wanna put much IKEA furniture out there to risk damaging your roof, especially if you hit a bump. Also, damaging your roof or the frame can sometimes total your car, because it is a main safety feature for accidents in which you roll over.

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2 points

That looks very similar to how I got a bunch of flatpak furniture home on my Subaru Forester with the roof rack. I can haul tons of stuff in my Subi without much trouble. I just remember to bring some ropes and bungie cords if it’s going on top and we’re good.

If it’s too much (I’m looking at you, 12’ firewall sheetrock - that project was a removed) I did the sane thing and got it delivered.

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1 point

Does IKEA carry roofracks?

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6 points

I’ve bought tons of furniture and had no problem at all with my 16 foot long truck that fits in one parking space. I don’t think IKEA sells anything that wouldn’t fit in my truck.

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4 points

Is there such a thing as a 22ft long truck? I sure as fuck hope not and now I’m afraid to look it up. My guess is they were towing a trailer.

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7 points

Dodge Ram can be 21’+

It also implies, statistically speaking, they have a DUI.

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2 points

Who down voted you? Now technically given the rarity of drunk drivers actually getting caught, you’re probably wrong but only for the wrong reason.

Statistically, though, pickup trucks are more likely to get into accidents. They have a higher per capita accident rate even in many rural areas where there aren’t even as many people to hit.

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My F-250 is right at 20’ long, with the 6½’ box. With an 8’ box it would be banging on 22 feet.

Fortunately, it’s not about “need.” I wanted one of these behemoths since I first saw them back in the early 2000s. Now that I have one, the cost of diesel keeps it in the driveway, or I’d be taking it everywhere.

BTW, it gets used. I’ve hauled 3,000 pounds of tile in the bed, and still has 250 pounds of payload to spare. On another trip, 1,500 pounds of dog food. A freezer. A full-sized couch and loveseat. Bookshelves. A bed. A king-sized mattress. A 6’x6’ desk. 2 powered recliners. If we’d had ramps, a Harley Road King. I almost had to haul a buddy’s 350 Chevy V8 and transmission, but the sale fell through at the last minute.

I’d like to see your Honda Civic/Miata/Volvo do any of that.

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2 points

Yes, crew can with an 8ft bed.

I don’t see them often, but they are almost always used as actual work vehicles. Very few people who want a “big” truck want a long truck. It’s just a total pain.

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I’m sure they’ve got parking spots far enough of that no one will complain. I’ve been to 5 Ikea’s, none have had full lots. This seems like a call to attention and drama. (Not sure on whose part.)

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117 points

Next sign: ok, you’re just an a-hole for buying a 22ft vehicle.

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38 points

He’s nice enough to make a sign, at least give the man some benefits of the doubt.

Maybe it’s company issued car? Or maybe his work really need a 22ft pickup?

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2 points

Then get a van

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15 points

I drive around a big ass bus for work, and sometimes private. I van fit in every parking spot a normal car can fit in. Hell, sometimes even better, because the front wheels are all the way in the front. I can fit about 8 times as much inside my bus that people can pun on their yank tanks.

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9 points

how should they park the van?

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I did give them the benefit of the doubt… by not actually putting that sign on their car!

If they’re one of the very rare “I actually need this vehicle”, fine, but we don’t know.

If they’re one of the common “I NeEd tHIs gIAnT veHicLE” people compensating for their own insecurities… not done, but also more likely.

No one here genuinely hates tradies (etc) who genuinely use large vehicles… we hate people who buy them without needing them, because too many of them suck for everyone.

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84 points

If this person works in a trade that requires heavy hauling of equipment and matrials, fine. They need this truck.

If this person is using it to make up for personal inadequacies then fuck them for buying a monstrosity that pollutes like hell and wasted gasoline.

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39 points

To be fair, going to IKEA is a defensible application for a vehicle like this. Some of those flat packs are pretty bulky.

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10 points

You’re going to purchase a 22ft truck just for Ikea trips? How often are you going to Ikea for large furniture?

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12 points

Perhaps there are people who don’t keep a fleet of differently-sized trucks so as not to overshoot.

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5 points

If we’re talking working at IKEA as like a delivery guy yeah but as a normal dude you don’t need a full size pickup for a once a year thing even I a dude who lives in the middle of nowhere Vermont and have to haul firewood to stay warm during winter my willies jeep does the job just fine and that’s a car that doesn’t even have a bed I just have a crap ton of horsepower and a trailer people forget that jeeps entered the civilian market as a work vehicle for farms and lumber yards

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1 point

If you’re picking up something big from IKEA, you probably borrow whatever you can. Maybe your cousin has a big-ass truck they can let you use.

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1 point

I once rented a cargo van to buy a mattress and bed frame from IKEA. It turned out that I didn’t need the van at all and could have packed everything into the 4-door sedan I had at the time. Part of it was because the mattress was rolled up in a compact manner. I seem to recall that the van could easily fit in one spot.

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1 point

I believe Ikea have their own vehicles.

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22 points

It’s easy to figure this out. Just look in the bed of the truck.

If the truck bed is clean and empty, you’ve got yourself a Pavement Princess.

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1 point

What if it’s full of empty Coors Light cans?

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2 points

Domestic abuser.

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0 points

if you look at the bed and it’s empty, but dented and worn, you high the owner of that truck if you see them for using it properly.

If it has shit in the bed and it’s pristine and mint, you scowl at them for owning a new truck.

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21 points

the only road vehicles longer than 20 feet that i know of off the top of my head are busses, and box trucks, and im guessing this is a box truck.

Neither of those are cool enough for someone with a small dick to drive as a daily lmao.

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10 points

Looks like a dodge ram pickup. Stock they are 229 inches long. That’s 19 feet. If they have a front cattle guard and some kind of towing accessories in the rear it could be 22 feet. Hopefully a work truck, and I assume it is with the note… Otherwise definitely small dick energy hahahahaha

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11 points

There are smaller trucks that many tradesmen have been using without much issue

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19 points

There’s also much longer vehicles that suit different purposes that people use without issue. We have no idea what their day-to-day work is and this might be the best possible option for them.

The small dick kill the environment type trucks usually don’t focus on long truck beds.

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6 points

And those longer vehicles aren’t really made to run errands or fit in regular parking lots.

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1 point

Are those tradesmen hauling heavy equipment like the above commenter mentioned? A small van works great for a plumber, not so much for an excavation company. Although i doubt this guy is about to dig up the ikea parking lot.

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78 points

Even my company work van is only like… 15ft long… and it can fit basically anything I’d ever need to use for construction related needs.

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39 points

But will it compensate for having a tiny dick?

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If it does, can someone tell me where I can buy one?

Edit: asking for a friend. Obv.

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My work van is about 1 & 1/4 parking spots long. We got a smaller van recently and it really is more difficult to fit everything for a big job. Luckily we work rurally mostly so parking is not an issue. Some industries really do need larger work vehicles.

For reference on our bigger jobs. We carry 300-500 foot rolls of piping. Once prepered for a job the roll has a diameter of 6-8 feet. We also need other equipment and materials as well as an overwhelming amount of tools available.

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That’s definitely worth having an oversized vehicle for. I’m not questioning that at all. The supersized pickup with an 8ft bed and seating for 12 is where the fuck cars frustration comes in.

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I’m sure that’s correct, as to the best of my knowledge you don’t need mattresses or couches in construction.

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11 points

Yeah, and we don’t use mattresses or couches in Europe either because we can’t fit them in our cars.

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considering the “bed” is just over 10ft long and about 6ft tall, I could fit most mattresses, as well as most normally sized couches in the back too. A single king sized foundation would need to be angled though.

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53 points

Right, because they had absolutely no choice but to buy a truck so goddamn oversized that it can’t fit in a spot. Fuck that guy.

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